therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

cakejam:

”explain your answer”

image

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship
illbringthetidalwave:


Tyler Carter of Issues and Andy Leo of Crown The Empire (Not my photo)

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