cashmerethoughtsss:

levels
You ain’t real if you haven’t had your hair washed in a kitchen sink

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

k1mkardashian:

Kim, please…. I’m tired

themattyhealy:

Bandom being surprised their favs fuck and swear is so weird what u doing it’s like 2014, people like Patrick stump probably eating pussy right now an ur like HAHAHA NO CUTE BABY NO FRICKING LMAO AWWWW HOW HE DO A FRICK???? SO BAB

Life is way more fun when all u do is think about band people eating ass

vapormetal:

tumblr be like

i just want a pop punk boy to send me pics of him fucking a pizza and shoving a title fight cassette tape up his ass

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

image

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot
glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one